I'm more likely to jump on the money and hug it to my bosom, crying 'Money! Money! Thank god!', which I think is probably good enough.
And I *always* put my money flat in my wallet. Crumpling it up makes it much easier to lose, and is also a pain in the ass for anyone who needs to put it in a till.
That's kind of weird.
In retrospect, I might have been influenced by an odd Russian joke Ksenia told me, where a boy gets handed an apple by an adult, and the boy's mother says "well, what do you say dear" and the boy looks down and says "Hello, Apple!"
Stewarts has great ice cream! If there weren't plenty of great ice cream places near my house I'd say "The should have one here!"
Oh, right, I guess upstate NY and Vermont are pretty close...