If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons? Why do they say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours? Why is it that Goofy stands erect and Pluto stands on all fours--THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!!! Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the ABC song sound alike. Are you singing both the songs now? See! They do don't they?
I remember being shocked by the Twinkle Twinkle/ABC song in middle school, when someone played the former to show off their instrument to some elementary schoolers and the little kids identified it as the latter.
If Jimmy Cracked Corn and no one cares, why the heck did they write a stupid song about it?
What disease did cured ham actually have? Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be to be considered "Assasinated" instead of just "murdered"? Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Once your in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Is J an angry person or Spam? Either which way, s/he's somewhat entertaining.
"Morality" is probably not etymologically related to "moron" so no. Babies, when they finally are actually sleeping often seem very peaceful. Goofy seems to come from a series of anthromorphic animals while Pluto was designed as an animal companion for Mickey. I am not singing both songs but yes they share a common melody.
Being a folk song the exact meaning of Jimmy Crack Corn may never be known for certain but it may refer to whisky fueled apathy towards the death of a slave's oppressor.
"Curing" can refer to a meat preservation process as well as to the reversal of a disease You probably can cry under water with the tear diffusing into the surrounding water.
Fairly important though it is likely a journalistic judgement call. Because it is easy to get pizza dough into a round shape and efficient to cut cardboard into rectangular shapes.
No one knows for certain what heaven is, but few mainstream beliefs in the West seem to expect a change of clothing to be unavailable; some Christian folk beliefs seem to suggest the giving of glowing robes, and possibly wings and harp.