Which reminds me of a coworker's joke that, when a donor didn't want to give to one of our telemarketing campaigns because she doesn't give over the phone, "What, does she think we're one of those fly-by-night science museums?"
(Yeah, it's a legitimate objection to telemarketing, true, but when we were in the job of coping with all the forms that come back from the telemarketing company, we had to find humor where we could.)